Drew Carey Quotes
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I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.