Drew Carey Quotes
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.