Drew Carey Quotes
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Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.
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I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.