Drew Carey Quotes
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.
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One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
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It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!