Drew Carey Quotes
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.
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It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
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I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.