Samantha Bee Quotes
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It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
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I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
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It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
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You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
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If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
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I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.
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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
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Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
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I learn something in the interviews from time to time.
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I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having.
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I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.
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Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
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It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
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I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.
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I am a cookbook fanatic.
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It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
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My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.
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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.
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I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
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I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
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The best part about poker is there's no down side.
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There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.
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I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
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There are plenty of people who won’t tune in because a woman’s voice bothers their eardrums. Their ear canals can’t handle the sound of my shrill voice talking at them about a subject. I guess I just don’t really care about those people.