Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Clearly I am a very strong, top-of-the-line, always-rising-to-it personage.
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If there's one thing I've learnt, it's that I don't think a man ever looks better than when he's in a suit. So I'm wearing them increasingly, not in my personal life, but in my professional life, and I'm really enjoying it.
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My grandparents met each other in amateur theatre. My uncle is an actor.
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We all understand it's a privilege just to be playing in this league.
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I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
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As long as I love Beauty I am young.
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None of the kids in the neighborhood had dogs. My dad walked in that Labrador, and we started running together and rolling around together like we found each other after years apart. And then, suddenly, some of the other people in the neighborhood started getting dogs, too.
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All the soarings of my mind begin in my blood.
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The laptop computer is a workhorse. The tablet is just a display.
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The distinction between reality and fiction in America seems like it is becoming really blurry. With its religious fanaticism, reality TV programs and fake news broadcasts being aired by the government, the States feel like they are entering the Dark Ages.
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Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man.
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You're never the same after you run the Iditarod, and I still lust to go out and run with dogs, even though I know that I shouldn't. But I'd give just about anything to be able to do it again. To see the horizon again from the back of a dog team would be wonderful.
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It is disheartening when you read an interview with an actress, and it starts by describing what she is wearing.
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Events are not a matter of chance.
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Lack of time and money create really bad green practices.
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I live and die by puns.
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My parents were wonderful Christians. They were religious, but they were not fanatical in any way. I was the one who took it to the extreme. I was told in Sunday school that you had to accept Jesus into your heart if you didn't want to go to hell. So of course I did that a thousand times. But the catch was you had to mean it with all of your heart.
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Whatever is said about roles drying up, I intend to keep working. Certainly now the roles couldn't be more interesting - playing mothers, divorcees. I think it's going to be exciting to play a mother of teenagers. The longer your life, the deeper it gets.
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Beauty in mathematics is seeing the truth without effort.
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To be able to feel the lightest touch really is a gift.
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You can't make a manager have a coach he doesn't want. I can't make the head of the accounting department work with someone he doesn't want.
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Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
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I can't get myself when I'm not punctual. If I'm late for an appointment, even a bit, I don't feel good for a whole day.
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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
