Mallory Ortberg Quotes

I have fun going on Twitter and the Internet. I feel safe and comfortable, and I wish everyone could feel that way.

Mallory Ortberg

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Is there any more encouraging sign than to see an Indian, who has never been to a university, like our friend Mr. Asutosh Dey here, for example, carrying out original work and finding it recognized by the foremost societies of the world?

C. V. Raman
- World
- Work
- Friend
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

Adam Carolla
- She
- Think
- Funny
For me, it's actually really hard to write about my real experience. Like to do a Taylor Swift. You know what I mean? It's so brave to actually write about things that happened and things you wanna get off your chest, but I'm not really there yet.

Zara Larsson
- Real
- Experience
- Know
I read people; that's one of my strengths. It's not that I can't be fooled, but I'm not fooled often.

Jack Keane
- People
- Strengths
- Fooled
I saw what the Depression was doing to my students. Often they could get no jobs, or jobs which were wholly inadequate. And through them, I began to understand how deeply political and economic events could affect men's lives. I began to feel the need to participate more fully in the life of the community.

J. Robert Oppenheimer
- Life
- Men
- Political
And you know when I was growing up, I knew I wanted to have kids, but I knew I didn't want to do it alone. Then once I was 41, 42, I had to accept that I probably wouldn't have kids unless I decided to adopt later on, but even then it would be with a partner.

Rachel Dratch
- Up
- Kids
- Growing