Mallory Ortberg Quotes
The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer's side of the partition.

Quotes to Explore
-
I like to have fun, just stay relaxed.
-
The life of an actor is never one to get comfortable.
-
There's so much that I can give as a human being - and I know that.
-
I've always been very in tune to my voice and to other people's voices and how they express themselves vocally. And I always loved accents and dialects - I collected them like stamps.
-
I have some of the old videos of my performances on it.
-
My workouts include aerobic exercise for a healthy cardiovascular system; strength training to maintain muscle tone and bone density; core strength exercise for a stable mid-section; and stretching to maintain mobility.
-
I think that we live in a highly specialized, technologically advanced society. Highly developed societies tend to have very remote understandings about what underlies our prosperity.
-
Sports should not become routine. It should be about passion.
-
My passion is to create a better society for our future citizens.
-
Obviously, local elections are where you can make the most difference, but it's great when everyone starts talking about what they believe in.
-
I'm a very lucky girl.
-
I can tell you that my family in the absolute worst of times has seen the absolute best in people. And, that has given us more strength than could ever imagine.
-
Defeating racism, tribalism, intolerance and all forms of discrimination will liberate us all, victim and perpetrator alike.
-
I guess I'm a bit of a romantic.
-
People always make the mistake of calling an idea small or stupid because they don't understand how it's going to evolve.
-
There have always been revivals. Some have always been successful. And many of them have failed.
-
Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.
-
I had great mentors in my parents who always sought to understand the world around them. And they would push me to really think things through.
-
A nation may lose its liberties in a day and not miss them in a century.
-
I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.
-
Terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, in my eyes I have a very, very, very simple explanation. Gangs of criminals, killers, used unfortunately by certain governments in the past for political purposes, who are on their own now as gangs.
-
When you're seventeen to early twenties, that's the time you're trying to work out who you are. If you're trying to make some kind of artistic or creative impact, that's the age when you start to figure out how to do that.
-
I really enjoy touring period! I had another band called Killing Machine, we went out on tour which was only fifteen shows & we went out in a really old motor home. That had to be the most fun. I didn't have to do radio at nine in the morning everyday. It was me & a bunch of friends. The singer was my tattoo artist. My girlfriend would fly in & we would sleep in a hammock above the bed the band were sleeping in [laughs]. I like that stuff that's really fun, I like the camping experience.
-
The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer's side of the partition.