Janeane Garofalo Quotes
-
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
-
'To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.'
-
If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
-
'It sounds like I'm always being facetious. That's why I never get voice over work. 'You sound like you hate the product.' '
-
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
-
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
-
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'
-
Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
-
Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
-
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
-
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
-
I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.
-
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.
-
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
-
I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be.
-
I do not enjoy when people don't like me.
-
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
-
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
-
'When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.''
-
I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
-
I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
-
German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.
-
I remember the old Times Square from when I was younger, and there was a seedy thrill to it. Some of that is gone, which I have a little bit of nostalgia for.
-
'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'