Janeane Garofalo Quotes
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The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
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If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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'It sounds like I'm always being facetious. That's why I never get voice over work. 'You sound like you hate the product.' '
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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
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The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
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You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'
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German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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I do not enjoy when people don't like me.
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
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I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.
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For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.
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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
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I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.
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I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be.
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'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
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I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped.
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I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.