Janeane Garofalo Quotes
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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'You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages.'
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'It sounds like I'm always being facetious. That's why I never get voice over work. 'You sound like you hate the product.' '
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If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
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Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
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The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
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You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'
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I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be.
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I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.
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I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.
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I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
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German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.
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I do not enjoy when people don't like me.
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
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For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.
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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
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I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
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I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.