Penn Jillette Quotes
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When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.
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Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'
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Every poker player is smarter than me.
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Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.
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Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.
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Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.
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The medium is not the message - the message is the message.
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I don't question things that go against what I believe very much. But boy, the stuff that I really want to believe, I really question a lot.
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I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.
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'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.
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I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.
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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.
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I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.
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I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about what we believe.
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I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.
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We know what racist people look like. They don't deny it. They just don't!
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If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope people are right, we could actually live in a lot more freedom.
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It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza. … God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways.
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Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.
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I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.
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I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me.
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It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people's goal.
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I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.
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We celebrities are desperate pigs.