Jay Chandrasekhar Quotes
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There was a Burger King in Hamilton, N.Y., where Colgate is, that had three sizes: Small, Medium, and Liter. I would go in there and order a large. And they'd say, 'We don't have large; we have liters.' So they'd make us order liters of cola, which I found to be just anti-American.
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When Broken Lizard writes a movie, we reject everything that doesn't have five guys as leads, so it needs to be cops or a basketball team; that's what we can do.
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I always feel like any criminal who doesn't have a mask on is dumb: particularly the ones who don't realize that all mini-marts have cameras. I find that so hilarious. Or bank robbers without a mask. You're like, 'Have you seen no movies?'
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A lot of comedies in the 1980s and 1990s had all these colors and were so brightly lit. But John Landis had this dark style, like a Scorsese film.
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'Spinal Tap' influenced me, I think, specifically in making me really pay attention to tone.
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We shot 'Super Troopers' on the side of the road in the summer in Poughkeepsie.
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I've come to the realization that you can entertain people both through making them laugh and making them feel. You can be quiet, and they can feel, and you will have scored as well.
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A lot of the original people on 'SNL' came through Chicago - and Toronto, I'm sure - but Chicago was the center of it all. When I was there, Chris Farley - I knew him; we hung out and stuff - he went off to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was like, 'It's possible to be from here and make it.'
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We've always had a philosophy that we would always go wherever the joke is.
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What I've found is that humans do laugh at the same things everywhere.
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I would never be comfortable with an edited name. I have never hidden the fact that I am of Indian origin.
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A lot of people come from small towns, and they come here wondering 'Can I really make it in Hollywood?' When I went to L.A., I knew I was going to make it. There's no doubt about it. Why? Because I'm from Chicago!
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I think there's a pedigree that comes with being from Chicago that gives you some cache outside of L.A. and New York, where, frankly, most of show business really is.
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I have always felt a comedy's story is undercut if you have a villain who is not really menacing.
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I am convinced that tough villains help make a comedy sparkle because they provide a contrast to the funny guys.
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Occasionally, we would shoot something and think, 'This is it; we are over the line.' But the test audiences didn't have a problem with it.
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I actually like and love Chevy Chase.
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Violence is totally accepted in this country.
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If you want to provide for your family, maybe show business is not a high degree of success. You will need to keep your day job until you make it, and know it's an odds thing just like the NFL. I personally wouldn't recommend anybody to go into this business.
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I did a lot of standup from ages 19 to 24 but then stopped to focus on sketch with Broken Lizard.
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'48 Hrs.' is very tough and funny.
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What makes Broken Lizard, I think, is our timing.
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If you hang around people from L.A., they're, like, used to having their city being maligned.
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The funny thing about any cop uniform is that people will do what you say when you're wearing a cop uniform.