Jay Mohr Quotes
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My brothers and I would sit out on the park bench and harmonize.
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We don't need to bring down the rich folk to help the poor.
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I studied the lives of jazz singers who would tour Europe, and... what I learned was life was big ride for them. They'd seen the dark side of humanity... but touring the world playing jazz, it was a truly carefree way of living. A great escapism, if you like.
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We had a kid. The kid was awesome. She didn't fall asleep easily. We complained about it. We got frustrated. But we didn't look for an out. We just accepted that this was part of parenting.
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If you don't understand how to run an efficient operation, new machinery will just give you new problems of operation and maintenance. The sure way to increase productivity is to better administrate man and machine.
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I don't think I could ever give up music. It's what makes me tick. If there was no music, there would be no writing.
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I'm normal. I just had a different occupation for a while, and when you're in a different occupation, you have to carry yourself a different way. Most of my art is me bringing you stories from that era of my life. My life now is kind of boring.
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I try to support stories that enable us to see the difficulties in our society and the challenges we face, which is why I've also produced documentaries like 'Brick City' and 'Serving Life.'
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If we can return to a government that the Founders, in their wisdom, envisioned for us, we can return to a government that will allow our economy to thrive again, and our people to live in liberty.
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A person can't have everything in this world; and it was a little unreasonable of her to expect it.
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The process of writing a book is so removed in my mind from the process of publishing it that I often forget for great stretches that I eventually hope to do the latter.
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If you dunk your head in cold water, you can't stay under for more than five seconds. I mean, that's it.
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To lovers of the truth, nothing can be put before God and hope in Him.
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The pancreas is by far the most complex organ in the body.
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There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson.
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This position is untenable, and there can be no pause in the agitation for full political power and responsibility until these are granted to all the women of the nation.
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The most important thing to me is how hard we go after the ball and take care of it.
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Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart? You've got it. Your D.V.R. will give that to you, as opposed to making the destination and the choice to spend that evening with a network.
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I do what I do to inspire people. They can't be inspired by an ego, a big-headed person. It doesn't work. It doesn't match. And I really want to be that role model for people, for children. I want to be real. To my fans, I want them to view me as a real person. Don't put me on a pedestal. I'm human. I make mistakes, I cry, I hurt - just like you.
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The American government will be whatever we all make of it.
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There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal.
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I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars.
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Every team starts out at the beginning of the year saying, 'We want to win a championship,' but you've got to have a goal of getting to the playoffs first.
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If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
