Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
Quotes to Explore
-
I came from the theater playing leading roles, and when I started doing film and television, I felt as if I had to start from the bottom.
-
If I categorized home runs that I've seen, without a doubt the monumental one is Henry's... but I've seen a lot of classic, great home runs. Gibson's was probably the most theatrical home run I've ever seen.
-
All the terrorists are basically migrants.
-
The fact that Western Muslims are free means that they can have enormous impact. But it would be wrong to claim that we are imposing our ways on the West. New ideas are now coming from the West. To be traditional is not so much a question of protecting ourselves as to be traditionalist in principle.
-
Here's what I have at my advantage: I've never been a personality. I've always been a character actor.
-
I love Bob Altman. I always admired him so much because I always thought he was a genuine voice.
-
No, I'm not a French designer either. I'm from nowhere. I'm a European, old European is all I am.
-
It's really a misconception to identify the writer with the main character, given that the author creates all the characters in the book. In certain ways, I'm every character.
-
I'm never running for office. I love being able to speak to members of Congress or members of the Senate and floating on either side, because it takes all of us. It's going to take both of them.
-
I think there's something really poetic about using nuclear power to propel us to the stars, because the stars are giant fusion reactors. They're giant nuclear cauldrons in the sky.
-
The nearest approach I have ever seen to the symmetry of ancient sculpture was among the Arab tribes of Ethiopia. Our Saxon race can supply the athlete, but not the Apollo.
-
The film business creates a large amount of waste, and I'm not immune to waste in the business.
-
The Chinese people have been forced to forget the Tiananmen massacre. There has been no public debate about the event, no official apology. The media aren't allowed to mention it. Still today people are being persecuted and imprisoned for disseminating information about it.
-
I wish every woman would love herself and embrace what she was given naturally.
-
People have a right to violence, to rebel, to fight back.
-
Diplomacy in a sense is the opposite of writing. You have to disperse yourself so much: the lady who comes in crying because she's had a fight with the secretary; exports and imports; students in trouble; thumbtacks for the embassy.
-
I feel exhausted if I teach too long.
-
I have an outdoor kitchen at home in Georgia, and I try to never eat inside.
-
The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It's hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the sickest thing I have ever dreamed up, it is surpassed by something that happens in real life.
-
If a guy ever walks into a restaurant on a date wearing mandals, you need to leave immediately. It's just not necessary.
-
I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
-
I think riots happen when communities are under pressure for long periods of time. That's not a mistake.
-
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
