Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'

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Our franchises have never been healthier. Our league, in terms of its economic footing, has never been healthier.
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California has always led the way on environmental protection and always reaped the benefits, pioneering everything from catalytic convertors on cars to stationary source reduction.
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
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My kids are the future of the Mayweather family and of the Mayweather brand. I feel our family is stronger if we stay together.
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Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.
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Religion is absolutely unfathomable. Always and everywhere one can dig more deeply into infinities.
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This country is pretty amazing.
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There once was a demographic survey done to determine if money was connected to happiness and Ireland was the only place where this did not turn out to be true.
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My deceased grandmother on my mom's side was a real fairy godmother, who lived to be 102 and who I always feel is looking after me.
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I think when you've got a passion for something, it comes out of you, and people can feel it. Then your mind is so geared towards that and how you can improve on it, and you're so excited about performing that it comes together.
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I wasn't making music consciously when I was younger. I was a musician, but that has its own stigmas. Anywhere on the planet, it's one of the more undervalued positions.
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As for the Canadians - good actors and good directors are sometimes taken by the American market, you know, if they're good enough.
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A lot of people meet me and they're like, 'Why aren't you crazy?'
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Commercial success still hasn't come to an artist that isn't signed to a record label. There are very few artists that can succeed without the help of a record label. The role of the record label is still required, it's still necessary.
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I go to various boot camps 4-5 times a week, and I try to get some Pilates in there to thin and tone.
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I want to protect my life. I don't want my life to become a reality show.
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Every Sunday I’d take a 20-minute bus ride to his house in Beverley Hills for a one-hour lesson and be there for four hours ... They had four sons, they didn’t have a daughter and I kind of fitted in as the baby of the family.
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I'm a fashion designer and people think, what do I know?
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The last thing a drunkard loses, you see, is his cunning: it outlasts his soul by a long season.
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You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
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When you sit in meditation, feel the joy in your soul.
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I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'