Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'

Quotes to Explore
-
Our franchises have never been healthier. Our league, in terms of its economic footing, has never been healthier.
-
California has always led the way on environmental protection and always reaped the benefits, pioneering everything from catalytic convertors on cars to stationary source reduction.
-
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
-
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
-
My kids are the future of the Mayweather family and of the Mayweather brand. I feel our family is stronger if we stay together.
-
Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.
-
Religion is absolutely unfathomable. Always and everywhere one can dig more deeply into infinities.
-
This country is pretty amazing.
-
There once was a demographic survey done to determine if money was connected to happiness and Ireland was the only place where this did not turn out to be true.
-
My deceased grandmother on my mom's side was a real fairy godmother, who lived to be 102 and who I always feel is looking after me.
-
I think when you've got a passion for something, it comes out of you, and people can feel it. Then your mind is so geared towards that and how you can improve on it, and you're so excited about performing that it comes together.
-
I wasn't making music consciously when I was younger. I was a musician, but that has its own stigmas. Anywhere on the planet, it's one of the more undervalued positions.
-
As for the Canadians - good actors and good directors are sometimes taken by the American market, you know, if they're good enough.
-
A lot of people meet me and they're like, 'Why aren't you crazy?'
-
Commercial success still hasn't come to an artist that isn't signed to a record label. There are very few artists that can succeed without the help of a record label. The role of the record label is still required, it's still necessary.
-
I go to various boot camps 4-5 times a week, and I try to get some Pilates in there to thin and tone.
-
I want to protect my life. I don't want my life to become a reality show.
-
Every Sunday I’d take a 20-minute bus ride to his house in Beverley Hills for a one-hour lesson and be there for four hours ... They had four sons, they didn’t have a daughter and I kind of fitted in as the baby of the family.
-
Growing up in the '50s and being in the '60s, in that revolutionary time space, I thought freedom was what I was looking for. Slowly but surely, it became clear that the last thing I was interested in was freedom. Because if you're going to be free, you have to be free from something.
-
For a guy who used to steal watches on the streets of Chandni Chowk for kicks, I surely think my success at the age of 22 was pretty early!
-
Some people don't know how to take some of the everyday, regular things that they have going for them and turn it into something else.
-
You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to fall in love. when you feel that need, you have to watch your step: like having drunk a philter, the kind that makes you fall in love with the first thing you meet. It could be a duck-billed platypus.
-
I'm queen of mentorship.
-
I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'