Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.
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Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.
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I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me.
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To be honest, I think, for me, the power is always with art. The art world clearly couldn't happen without art.
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People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most.
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I love wrestling, but to wrestle just one style for the rest of my life seems like it would really hold me down creatively.
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In Egypt today most people are concerned with getting bread to eat. Only some of the educated understand how democracy works.
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Any time you have an injury, it's going to be tough.
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It's funny to think that when you get done with an acting job, you're considered unemployed. There are definitely times when those checks don't last forever. I went to college at a private school, and I racked up quite a bit of debt. I was very slow to pay them back.
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How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.
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Mike Leigh taught me about making choices - as an actor, you choose between being honest and clever, and with Mike, it's always about being honest. I learned how to behave on a film set from Jim Broadbent. He was a great example of someone with a fantastic career who kept his feet on the ground.
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Oh God, I'm awful at sports. In gym I just try and avoid getting hit in the face.
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Long for me as I for you, forgetting, what will be inevitable, the long black aftermath of pain.
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I believe that if you have revolutionary potential, you must make the world a better place and use it.
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I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.
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Though analogy is often misleading, it is the least misleading thing we have.
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Through teaching myself how to be happy and get through things, I hope I can also do that for other people.
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I want to state clearly that I am a humanitarian, not an activist. I do not follow any agendas - only that of humanity, not only in Saudi Arabia, but all over the world.
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I got even with all the bad management I had by being a good manager.
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Every one of you is the leader.
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The difference between a tool and a machine is not capable of very precise distinction; nor is it necessary, in a popular explanation of those terms, to limit very strictly their acceptation.
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I'm pretty straightforward as a performer, but I do have a bit of a diva in me.
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I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.
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Tris was pudgy and not especially good looking, but she had the personality of a beautiful girl because she'd been raised in a math.
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I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.
