Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.

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Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.
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I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me.
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To be honest, I think, for me, the power is always with art. The art world clearly couldn't happen without art.
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People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most.
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I love wrestling, but to wrestle just one style for the rest of my life seems like it would really hold me down creatively.
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The world that you and I live in is increasingly challenged. Population growth, pollution, over-consumption, unsustainable patterns, social conflict, climate change, loss of nature... these are not good stories.
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In Egypt today most people are concerned with getting bread to eat. Only some of the educated understand how democracy works.
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Any time you have an injury, it's going to be tough.
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It's funny to think that when you get done with an acting job, you're considered unemployed. There are definitely times when those checks don't last forever. I went to college at a private school, and I racked up quite a bit of debt. I was very slow to pay them back.
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We adore chaos because we love to produce order.
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How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.
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Mike Leigh taught me about making choices - as an actor, you choose between being honest and clever, and with Mike, it's always about being honest. I learned how to behave on a film set from Jim Broadbent. He was a great example of someone with a fantastic career who kept his feet on the ground.
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Oh God, I'm awful at sports. In gym I just try and avoid getting hit in the face.
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Long for me as I for you, forgetting, what will be inevitable, the long black aftermath of pain.
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I believe that if you have revolutionary potential, you must make the world a better place and use it.
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I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.
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You're going to change as you grow older, and that messes up a lot of relationships.
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Though analogy is often misleading, it is the least misleading thing we have.
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Through teaching myself how to be happy and get through things, I hope I can also do that for other people.
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People like to put you into a box. I'm afraid I don't sit in a box.
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The more inventory a company has, the less likely they will have what they need.
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I wish HP nothing but the best. I think HP is an icon. Those of us who had their careers in the Valley think of Dave Packard and Bill Hewlett as role models. We would love to be half as good as they were.
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I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.