Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
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The minute I started doing comedy, the doors opened.
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I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.
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Werner Herzog, when I auditioned for 'Bad Lieutenant,' he had never seen any of my films. He thought I was this actress living in New Orleans and it was my first job.
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I kind of waited for opportunities to be handed to me. I think I was lazy, and when things didn't go right, I just said, 'Oh well.'
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It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man.
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I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.
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There are some people who make you feel less lonely.
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I always fall for the guy that, like, has to blow me off because he needs to go do something with his dog. I love those kind of guys.
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Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.
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I don't actually go on the Internet that much.
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I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.
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The British boys really, really go nuts... to them, an older woman is sexy, and it's an incredible fantasy... I think the American fantasy is still about men wanting control. Maybe American men don't feel as in control of their lives.
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I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'
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If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online.
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Some people are really nice about it. I get Saudi princes and famous people stopping me in L.A. and saying, 'You're Stifler's mom. Can I take a picture with you?' But then you get people like her putting their camera in your face without asking. They think they can do whatever they like.
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I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.
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I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.
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Las Vegas honors women - Celine Dion, Bette Midler, Britney Spears. I love that Las Vegas celebrates women.
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No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it.
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I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,' then I take the role.
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I figured New York was the closest I'd get here in America to Scotland.
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Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality.
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I hate Spanx.
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Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.