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I hate Spanx.
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I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.
Jennifer Coolidge
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I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out.
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Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in - like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones.
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I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.
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A lot of those good-looking girl parts aren't very fun.
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I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.
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There are some people who make you feel less lonely.
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I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum.
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I've been many people. I've been the skinny girl. I've been the fat girl. Because I've become a character actress, I sort of fell victim to 'Well, I don't have to look good anymore.'
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The best thing about animated-feature people is that they are very laid-back people. You feel like you're showing up for a backyard barbecue.
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When you're on this major English estate, breathing in the English air, and it's untouched, you can feel its presence. It's a whole different feel. It really felt like we were there living it. It didn't feel modern, ever.
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Physically, no one would ever consider me for the serial-killer lady.
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When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add farts.
Jennifer Coolidge
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As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.
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It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man.
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I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.
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A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.
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I'm kind of harsher than most people.
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It's a great compliment when the beautiful ones laugh.
Jennifer Coolidge
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When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.
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I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'
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I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,' then I take the role.
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I'm not a prude.
Jennifer Coolidge