Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
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The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.
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I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best friends that are not sexually desirable.
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I can't get the serious roles. People don't see me that way.
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I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman.
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Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.
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I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family.
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I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all my stuff in a storage unit, where I have the most amazing collection of bad paintings, which took me 10 years to put together.
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There is something about a phony that creeps me out so much.
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Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.
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I don't think my career would be as good if I were a serious actress. Comedy is less age-conscious.
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When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.
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If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you!
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Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college.
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'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs!
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I kind of waited for opportunities to be handed to me. I think I was lazy, and when things didn't go right, I just said, 'Oh well.'
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Some people are really nice about it. I get Saudi princes and famous people stopping me in L.A. and saying, 'You're Stifler's mom. Can I take a picture with you?' But then you get people like her putting their camera in your face without asking. They think they can do whatever they like.
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I don't actually go on the Internet that much.
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I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.
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I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'
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No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it.
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If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online.
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The minute I started doing comedy, the doors opened.
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I'm so lucky I got a career in my 30s because these young girls aren't allowed to have their 20s. It's all being documented.
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I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.