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The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.
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I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best friends that are not sexually desirable.
Jennifer Coolidge
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I can't get the serious roles. People don't see me that way.
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I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman.
Jennifer Coolidge -
I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family.
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I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all my stuff in a storage unit, where I have the most amazing collection of bad paintings, which took me 10 years to put together.
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Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.
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There is something about a phony that creeps me out so much.
Jennifer Coolidge
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When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.
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Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.
Jennifer Coolidge -
Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college.
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I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'
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If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you!
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I don't think my career would be as good if I were a serious actress. Comedy is less age-conscious.
Jennifer Coolidge
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Some people are really nice about it. I get Saudi princes and famous people stopping me in L.A. and saying, 'You're Stifler's mom. Can I take a picture with you?' But then you get people like her putting their camera in your face without asking. They think they can do whatever they like.
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'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs!
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I don't actually go on the Internet that much.
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I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.
Jennifer Coolidge -
I kind of waited for opportunities to be handed to me. I think I was lazy, and when things didn't go right, I just said, 'Oh well.'
Jennifer Coolidge -
I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.
Jennifer Coolidge
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I wanted to be a dramatic actress. Life doesn't go the way you think it's going to go.
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Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.
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I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.
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No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it.
Jennifer Coolidge