Jenny Lawson Quotes
If you could hear the insane stuff going on in my head, it would scare the hell out of you. Probably. Or fascinate you. Depends on how easily you're startled, I guess.
Quotes to Explore
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If someone had protected the HTML language for making Web pages, then we wouldn't have the World Wide Web.
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After all, despite the economic advantage to firms that employed child labor, it was in the social interest, as a national policy, to abolish it - removing that advantage for all firms.
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I enjoy seeing new places.
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Democracy is not about one party dominating.
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I'm just collecting gold presents, which is more fun, actually, than buying gold.
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Anything worth doing good takes a little chaos.
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As an artist or musician, you want to be remembered for the music you make.
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Whether or not we are religious, respecting others should be seen as just as important as looking out for ourselves, yet it requires discipline to change our bad habits that cause pain to animals.
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My ability to concentrate and work toward that goal has been my greatest asset.
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Pat Robertson: He's going to have a second term. He's going to win. Romney will win the election.Benny Hinn: You believe that.Pat Robertson: I absolutely believe that.Benny Hinn: What makes you believe that?Pat Robertson: Cause the Lord told me.
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Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
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Having a period of - well, austerity, shall we say - certainly humbles you.
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The last thing a drunkard loses, you see, is his cunning: it outlasts his soul by a long season.
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Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be grasped at once, and they require separate techniques.
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How wonderful it is that no one has to wait, but can start right now to gradually change the world! How wonderful it is that everyone, great and small, can immediately help bring about justice by giving of themselves! ... You can always - always - give something, even if it's a simple act of kindness!
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A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs.
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I first started playing in piano bars for three reasons - to make money, to be in the company of my friends - and also to hook up with young girls. I always knew, even before I played in piano bars, about the effect of my voice.
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My work should speak, not being spotted on Page 3.
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If you were to look at an old 'Betty Boop' cartoon or an 'Out of the Ink Well' animation, there are many things about 'Adventure Time' that really remind you of that, even though it doesn't look like any of those cartoons.
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I wear a lot more glitter around the holidays, so I'm always wearing different glitter nail polish or fun metallic eye shadow. It's the holidays - everything is more twinkly and celebratory.
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If we were in tune and communing with God every moment, where would be the need to pray or ask for anything?
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Love is more than one thing.
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You do not need to be different from who you are. You only need to be more of the person you already are.
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If you could hear the insane stuff going on in my head, it would scare the hell out of you. Probably. Or fascinate you. Depends on how easily you're startled, I guess.
