Jenny McCarthy Quotes
Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

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When we manage a restaurant, we start making money from the first day. When we own a place, it's often five years before we earn the first penny that is clean of debt.
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What you need is one black dress I call Plan B. It doesn't have to be fabulous, it just looks good, covers up the problems and is neutral enough for dinner, business, a date, a funeral. You don't overwear it, you don't overwash it, because the Plan B is - gold.
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It used to hurt me that people thought I didn't have the technique and the temperament to play Test cricket.
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I want to be in the small percentage of women who don't settle for conventional roles.
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Writing this record let me recapture who I am. It is summed up in the title Be Not Nobody. You need to feel comfortable in your skin and do whatever you need to do for yourself, to heal or to grow.
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I'm good at utilising body parts as letters.
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Loosen your girdle and let er fly!
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Now my goal is to be strong. I get two classes in a week, and they'll be either barre or reformer Pilates.
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I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.
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The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
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You know what I would love? I would love to be one of those actresses who can come out with a film or come out with a new commercial without the world knowing about it.
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Women are treated as unjustly in poetry as in life. The feminine ones are not idealistic, and the idealistic not feminine.
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I would be writing an essay that was due in the next day until about 1 A.M., and then I would be up at 6 A.M. and on a train to Birmingham to record 'The Archers'. It was pretty intense.
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The reason why time plays a great part in so many of my tales is that this element looms up in my mind as the most profoundly dramatic and grimly terrible thing in the universe.
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My cheat meals aren't even that exciting.
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If you were just intent on killing people you could do better with a bomb made of agricultural fertiliser.
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I'm good at keeping secrets.
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It's hard to say things without coming off in a certain way, but at a young age, I felt very driven. All I ever wanted to be is a soldier of cinema.
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You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.
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Premature independence is the daughter of conceit.
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Marriage for love is the most beautiful external symbol of the union of souls; marriage without it is the least clean traffic that defiles the world.
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The more sharp weapons people have in a country, the bigger the disorder will be.
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Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.