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On the weekends, some people garden; I slice salmon.
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Everybody makes a lot of money when the French come to town.
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Did I grow up thinking I'd ever be paged at the Beverly Hills Hotel? Did I ever think I'd make so much money writing ads? No.
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Thank you for making me nouveau riche.
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If they can't suck money out of the Hamptons, a candidate really has to throw in the sponge.
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The Internet is king. Newspapers are dead or dying. Magazines are shrinking every day. Ad budgets are being cut. The bottom line is now the only line in advertising.
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Why do all our friends and relatives destroy the summer for us? Why can't they get married in February?
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I grew up in Brooklyn, N.Y., and I'm a great believer that you can't have too conservative a President nor too liberal a Supreme Court. So I'm a walking contradiction. I believe that you should try to really protect people's rights in every way, and also, people should be allowed to do what they do.
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It is now possible to target adverts to the right person at the right time in the right place. But that is not enough.
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People who are visiting Long Island find it's very beautiful, and they are quick to try Long Island foods, wines and other products.
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There are no client conflicts, only bad explanations.
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I'm careful to pay every single penny on my taxes. I don't have any money offshore.
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Nobody can write a good 30-second commercial.
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I have very talented art directors in my agency who start out telling me, 'Well, this is what the picture is... ' I ask, 'Well, what's the headline?' and they say, 'We haven't done that yet, but it looks this way.' But I'm still writing copy, almost every day.
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Let's face it: in advertising, you are paid more, but you die younger. It's not very forgiving. Like sports stars, you're in it during your better years, and then you're out looking for work.
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I don't remember most of the '60s and '70s.
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The Democrats are going the way of Burma Shave and Crisco - products everyone loved and had in their homes. But they got old. They didn't have anything new to say about the product, and after awhile, they died.
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I always had more women working for me than men.
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I was the first advertising person who people could identify with.
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Advertising should always be in good taste without a question.
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'Mad Men' is celebrating a time that no longer exists.
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Imagine there wasn't photography. Where would we be? How would I remember what I looked like as a kid? It links us all. It keeps us all together; it's what our history is.
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There's something that goes on in a new-business meeting that's wonderful to watch. It's like showtime. There are people who are nervous, and there are people who are jittery, and there's so much drama and so much at stake.
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Whether you're a mafia guy or in advertising, you always end up going back to your family.