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Kids don't know what life was like without cell phones.
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Thank you for making me nouveau riche.
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On the weekends, some people garden; I slice salmon.
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People who are visiting Long Island find it's very beautiful, and they are quick to try Long Island foods, wines and other products.
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Everybody makes a lot of money when the French come to town.
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If they can't suck money out of the Hamptons, a candidate really has to throw in the sponge.
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I grew up in Brooklyn, N.Y., and I'm a great believer that you can't have too conservative a President nor too liberal a Supreme Court. So I'm a walking contradiction. I believe that you should try to really protect people's rights in every way, and also, people should be allowed to do what they do.
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It is now possible to target adverts to the right person at the right time in the right place. But that is not enough.
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Why do all our friends and relatives destroy the summer for us? Why can't they get married in February?
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The Internet is king. Newspapers are dead or dying. Magazines are shrinking every day. Ad budgets are being cut. The bottom line is now the only line in advertising.
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There are no client conflicts, only bad explanations.
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Nobody can write a good 30-second commercial.
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I'm careful to pay every single penny on my taxes. I don't have any money offshore.
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I have very talented art directors in my agency who start out telling me, 'Well, this is what the picture is... ' I ask, 'Well, what's the headline?' and they say, 'We haven't done that yet, but it looks this way.' But I'm still writing copy, almost every day.
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The Democrats are going the way of Burma Shave and Crisco - products everyone loved and had in their homes. But they got old. They didn't have anything new to say about the product, and after awhile, they died.
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I don't remember most of the '60s and '70s.
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I always had more women working for me than men.
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Let's face it: in advertising, you are paid more, but you die younger. It's not very forgiving. Like sports stars, you're in it during your better years, and then you're out looking for work.
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Whether you're a mafia guy or in advertising, you always end up going back to your family.
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In our quest to tweet, like, and trend, we have forgotten that brands can be built through advertising. Ads can generate big ideas that can never be trumped by tactics. That is the magic of an ad, and that is what is missing from many ads today.
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'Mad Men' is celebrating a time that no longer exists.
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There's something that goes on in a new-business meeting that's wonderful to watch. It's like showtime. There are people who are nervous, and there are people who are jittery, and there's so much drama and so much at stake.
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Advertising should always be in good taste without a question.
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I was the first advertising person who people could identify with.