Jesse Watters Quotes
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In France, I learned about wine and cheese.
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The stage and working in front of a camera are two completely different mediums. Each requires different techniques.
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If you ask the fish whether they'd rather have an oil spill or a season of fishing, I wouldn't be surprised if they'd vote for another blowout.
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There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again.
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I need to make things mine. It annoys me to buy something that is imposed on me. When I have a suit made, I go to the Sicilian tailor Alessandro Martorana in Turin. I like shorter jacket sleeves and often fold the cuffs up. It's more modern that way.
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Immigration is a volatile issue, but we're in the middle of it now, and probably the worst thing to do is to not do anything. Everybody recognizes the current system is not working the way we want it to work. It has huge flaws to it; need to do something.
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Fear can make all of us do the wrong things sometimes.
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When I go down the ice, I feel it, the wind in the side of my hair, and then I got the party in the back.
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The methodologies and best practices used to develop software can be applied successfully to any challenge in life.
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Children are already accustomed to a world that moves faster and is more exciting than anything a teacher in front of a classroom can do.
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The thing I most connect with is the idea of not giving up. And that's a thing I have in my own life. You have to trust your instincts and keep trying.
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There was no one around called 'Val' when I was young, so I wanted to be John or Bill. Now I like it.
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What is a good performance? It lies in the hands and head of a performer... the shortest way between two people is not a straight line.
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I was extremely close to my father, inseparable. Where we hung out most of the time was the pub.
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Excellence is a continuous process and not an accident.
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The Time Machine (1895)
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The country does not function with sharpness, it functions according to the constitution, and it will continue to function according to constitutional integrity. Sharpness is for elections only, not for running the country.
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It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.
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If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy.
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It would be a horrible mistake for black people to say, as some have said, "We don't recognize him..." If you refuse to deal with him (Bush), the resources at his disposal will be given to others.
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I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks.
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The past is the present, isn’t it? It’s the future too.
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And the live show is still our main thing.
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Vermont's a very liberal state.
