Bruce McCulloch Quotes
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

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But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
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In my opinion, all relationships between people have some sort of violence, and it is central.
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In the experience of art, time seems not to exist.
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The United States is a low-trade - low-tariff country.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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Teaching children about entrepreneurship is much like imparting any other skill or piece of knowledge. You will provide them with ways to experience how entrepreneurship works, and you guide them toward the subjects or areas they seem to show an interest in.
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I did not have a van, or wear Birkenstocks and tie-dyes.
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I dug up some old John Buscema 'Conan' comics. Man, when Alfredo Alcala was inking, that was some of the most beautiful black and white comic art ever published. The stories are good, too, though early '70s comics based on Conan is a festival of sexist, racist stereotypes.
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When I find the right information, the Web is a blessing; when I don't, it's a distraction.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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I didn't know what it was not to work hard as I grew up.
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Actors do like watching girls parade down the runway for some reason.
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As women, we must speak out, speak up, say no to our inheritance of loss and yes to a future of women-led dialogue about women's rights and value.
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A black dress is beautiful! It's a good choice. It could be the wrong choice at certain events or situations, but it's very rare that you see a girl who looks bad in a black dress.
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If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find just 2 words: The Music. That would be neat.
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I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.
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If I go out in the open ocean environment, virtually anywhere in the world, and I drag a net from 3,000 feet to the surface, most of the animals - in fact, in many places, 80 to 90 percent of the animals that I bring up in that net - make light. This makes for some pretty spectacular light shows.
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I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter.
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I was determined to get it right on the pitch. Then, if I had to leave at the end of the season, so be it. I never felt threatened or isolated by the arrangement. We worked together and it worked out.
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I guess, at the end of the day, I want to be viewed as a musician.
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There was a time that I would have carried a briefcase and worn a monocle were it to even border on socially acceptable.
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I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.
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Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.