Bryan Callen Quotes
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

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I've always said I wanted to play in England. There was a struggle between Chelsea and United, but according to me, Chelsea has the best project.
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The thing that I took away as an early fan from Bob Dylan was the storytelling aspects. He can tell some wicked stories.
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I trust every lead in every department. All of the teams are phenomenal artists. All I need to tell them is why to do something, not how to do something.
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It's always an honor to represent your country.
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I prefer to believe it's my responsibility if a film of mine works or doesn't work.
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I got into politics because businessmen should be spending your money.
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I'm glad we turned into a big-time touring band later in life. In fact, it's almost like we planned it out that way.
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Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
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I think mobile homes are a blight on the planet. Attractive, affordable housing is possible, and I'm out to prove it.
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Despite my excellent mood, I don't have any sympathy for Romney. If he'd been a good candidate he wouldn't have had a different campaign for every month on the calendar.
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It's very flattering when you look into the crowd and people have made an effort and dressed in your style.
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I love music. It's freedom, a way to deal with pent-up frustration.
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We think that without cooperation with the Russians, we cannot achieve our goals.
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A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before.
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When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
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The only luck I had in my life was when I married you. I knew it wouldn't last because I was too happy. I knew they would not let me be happy.
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I don't seek out love or relationships, just because my schedule is crazy.
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I feel sorry for people who only know comic books through movies. I really do.
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I just try to write entertaining books that are easily identifiable.
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The thing that teases the mind over and over for years, and at last gets itself put down rightly on paper - whether little or great, it belongs to Literature.
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I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.
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Whenever I feel bad, I use that feeling to motivate me to work harder. I only allow myself one day to feel sorry for myself. When I'm not feeling my best I ask myself, 'What are you gonna do about it?' I use the negativity to fuel the transformation into a better me.
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People are capable of great, great change during the span of one lifetime. And women even more than men.
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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.