Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.
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I'm very comfortable being naked. It's one of my favorite things to do.
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'Hell is for Children' is amazing to do every night and 'Promises in the Dark' and 'Love Is a Battlefied,' of course, but my absolute favorite would be 'Heartbreaker.' It's the one that started everything, so it has a very special place in my heart. And it still rocks every night! It's so fun to do.
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Hash browns are my favorite breakfast food.
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Kobe Bryant has always been my favorite player, and he was drafted No. 13, too, in 1996.
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One of my favorite films is 'Pretty Woman.'
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My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
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I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
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People love video games because they do things they obviously can't do in real life. That's especially true with sports games because fans love to step into the shoes of their favorite athletes.
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My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.
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My favorite thing in life is writing about life, specifically the parts of life concerning love. Because, as far as I'm concerned, love is absolutely everything.
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Stand-up, by far, is my favorite.
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One of my favorite guys when I was young... I've always loved Bill Cosby. I've always wanted to direct him in something.
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My favorite word was a word James Lapine used repeatedly in 'Sunday in the Park with George,' which was the word 'connect.' All I want to do is connect.
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My favorite 'Mister Rogers' episodes were always the ones where Mr. Rogers would go into the community.
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Gucci Mane is my favorite artist.
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I love New York. It's one of my favorite cities.
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My favorite athlete of all time would have to be Jim Thorpe.
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If your blood is formed from eating the foods I teach [fruits and green-leaf vegetables] your soul will shout for joy and triumph over all misery of life. For the first time you will feel a vibration of vitality through your body (like a slight electric current) that shakes you delightfully.
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I say, 'If I'm able to go out there and achieve a dream, then anybody can do it.'
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Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth were slaves by birth, freedom fighters by temperament.
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Love felt and returned, love which our bodies exact and our hearts have transfigured, love which is the most real thing that we shall ever meet, reappeared now as the world's enemy, and she must stifle it.
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My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.
