Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite - depending on the day - is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana and peanut butter, or one with vanilla and berries.
Parker Young -
When you have a half slice of chocolate pie, it's as if you owe yourself the other half - what's known in medical circles as a 'caloric deficit.'
W. Bruce Cameron -
I don't diet, I don't do fads, I've just decided to not eat carbs. So no more bread and pasta for the month. I can't live without chocolate, though. I've always got a bar in my handbag. It has to be 72%. Any less and it's too sweet, any more and it's inedible. Like I said, I'm very particular.
Nancy Meyers -
I bake a chocolate cake from scratch every week.
Victoria Osteen -
I like playing make-believe. And my brothers do it with me, so it's fun. It's almost better than chocolate ice cream.
Madylin Sweeten -
I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka... and welcome to my chocolate factory.
Kanye West
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I worked with a couple of chocolate Labradors, which were a lot of fun. Very excitable. They're cute.
Sam Heughan -
Every obnoxious act is a cry for help.
Zig Ziglar -
I genuinely enjoy the process of making colourful, delicious food. But I do allow myself an occasional piece of chocolate - today I had a pastry. If I fancy something, I'll have it.
Victoria Pendleton -
There are no more white linen sofas in my house. We have a rule here: Anything below 36 inches has to be brown or black - the color of chocolate or peanut butter!
Candice Olson -
I never go to Vancouver without stopping by Thomas Haas' shop for the best chocolate in North America. A former chef patissier at Daniel, he returned to his hometown and created a top quality brand by sticking to his passion.
Daniel Boulud -
I'm a chocolate addict.
Zendaya
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The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat.
Naomi Campbell -
Not all roles you do can be chocolate sweet.
Kabir Bedi -
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.
Malin Akerman -
Since Switzerland has nothing else to identify it…and since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
Alan Coren -
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer -
I have one chocolate Lab named Jasmine. I also had a rat named Sky.
Jason Dolley
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Biography is history seen through the prism of a person.
Louis Fischer -
Fun? There is no fun.
Klaus Kinski -
As a performer, I groove to my own songs.
Armaan Malik -
All biologic phenomena act to adjust: there are no biologic actions other than adjustments. Adjustment is another name for Equilibrium. Equilibrium is the Universal, or that which has nothing external to derange it.
Charles Fort -
I'm never satisfied.
Haile Gebrselassie -
Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.
Jim Gaffigan