Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.
Jim Gaffigan
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The English are crooked as a nation and honest as individuals. The contrary is true of the French, who are honest as a nation and crooked as individuals.
Edmond de Goncourt
Wherever there's an all-encompassing 'always,' 'all' or 'never' in your life, it's a sign that your mischievous subconscious is setting you up for failure by consistently leading you back toward these repeat performances.
Karen Salmansohn
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Jack Paar
If people think I look good, it's the make-up.
Francesca Annis
The trouble with glossy magazines is that they tend to be stuffed with articles about handbag designers - the sort of women who, with their perfectly styled lives, immaculate houses, and adoring partners, make you want to become a hermit.
Kate Reardon
At sea, I feel comfortable and I come to rest.
Laura Dekker
History rarely repeats itself, but its echoes never go away.
Tariq Ali
The older I get the more I admire and crave competence, just simple competence, in any field from adultery to zoology.
H. L. Mencken
Love hinders death. Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love. Everything is united by it alone. Love is God, and to die means that I, a particle of love, shall return to the general and eternal source.
Leo Tolstoy
Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to overlook the circumstances of economic injustice which make philanthropy necessary.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.
Jim Gaffigan
