Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

Jim Gaffigan

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• What power can poverty have over a home where loving hearts are beating with a consciousness of untold riches of the head and heart?

  

  Orison Swett Marden
  • Heart
  • Home
  • Power

• I think having children is the most amazing thing.

  

  Rachel Stevens
  • Children
  • Think
  • Amazing

• My mum's family would all get together, with guitars, harmonica, mandolins and upright bass and play old blues and folk songs. That was normal to me.

  

  Dan Auerbach The Black Keys
  • Family
  • Together
  • Blues

• It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise.

  

  W. Somerset Maugham
  • More
  • Praise
  • Train

• People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

  

  Dale Carnegie
  • People
  • Fun
  • Have Fun

• Number one, from a tackling standpoint, we teach strike zone hits, and we want to hit absolutely as hard as we can in that strike zone, and that's absolutely what we call a batter in the batters box from the chest all the way down to the knees.

  

  Dan Quinn
  • Want
  • Teach
  • Down

• I feel about 18, but my mind is much more mature now, so it's a perfect combination.

  

  Oxana Chusovitina
  • Mind
  • Perfect
  • Now

• I've met so many of my idols, but the one person that has eluded me is Bono. But because he's done 'Spider-Man,' I keep thinking maybe, through a Broadway connection, somehow our paths will eventually merge.

  

  Idina Menzel
  • Thinking
  • Person
  • Keep

• Disneyland is something that will never be finished. It's something that I can keep developing. It will be a live, breathing thing that will need change. A picture is a thing, once you wrap it up and turn it over to Technicolor, you're through. Snow White is a dead issue with me. But I can change the park, because it's alive.

  

  Walt Disney
  • Up
  • Live
  • Picture

• 'I distrusted him from the start! Still, who could imagine such protean depravity?' Bunderwal, the supercargo, concurred. 'Cugel, while plausible, nonetheless is a bit of a scoundrel.'

  

  Jack Vance

• It's good to be sent back to the underground. There's always a good side to bad things and the good side to this is that at least everyone has to go back down.

  

  Joe Strummer The Clash
  • Good
  • Bad

• What has been presented as Christianity during these nineteen centuries is only a beginning, full of mistakes, not full blown Christianity springing from the spirit of Jesus.

  

  Albert Schweitzer
  • Jesus
  • Beginning

• President Bush should be indicted and should be driven out of office. He should be sent back home in Texas.

  

  Bianca Jagger
  • Home
  • Texas

• I've always been in touring bands in some capacity.

  

  Chris Stapleton

• Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.

  

  Bill Moyers
  • Creativity

• Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems. It's a good thing. That's why I want to work.

  

  Chris Tucker
  • People
  • Up
  • Good

• The value of a currency is, ultimately, what someone will give you for it - whether in food, fuel, assets, or labor. And that's always and everywhere a subjective decision.

  

  James Surowiecki
  • Food
  • Value
  • Decision

• To be a gluten-free vegan is, like, the most difficult thing you can possibly be.

  

  Zooey Deschanel
  • Free
  • You
  • Difficult

• My whole thing isn't about being vegan, to be honest. It's more about a more natural diet.

  

  Ella Woodward
  • Vegan

• I've never followed a vegan or vegetarian diet in the past, but I think I could do it. It would not be easy. I have worked with nutritionists who have said a vegan diet is not necessarily all positive for your health, because you need nutrients you only find in meats. I believe in a balanced diet.

  

  Joel Robuchon
  • Believe
  • Past
  • Health

• Gravity Falls is a show about mysteries and magic but first and foremost it's a show about characters.

  

  Alex Hirsch
  • Magic
  • Show
  • Gravity Falls

• I'm one of those people where, the more responsibility I have, the better I become. The more I rise up to it. The less responsibility I have, the more I can easily devolve.

  

  Matthew Davis
  • People
  • Up
  • Responsibility

• I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Vegan