Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.

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• These activists who support immigrants inadvertently become part of this international human-smuggling network.

  

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• We care about margins.

  

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• What is needed in the theater, in fact for all our art forms, is a vibrant critical tradition.

  

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• I want to save duets and collaborations for outside of the album. With the albums, I like it just being me.

  

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• My dad was vehemently opposed to electric guitars. He did not look on that kind of music as legitimate in any way.

  

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• I love Dr. Hauschka's blue mascara. It's not so blue that it's like, 'What's wrong with you?' It's more like a secret that you're wearing it.

  

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• What is interesting about me isn't that I am a mother, it is who I am. I love my family, but if I just talk to you about being a mother, it's boring. I am sorry, but it's reducing who I really am, and it's really boring.

  

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• I like to play a strong woman, but a strong woman can also be very fragile and vulnerable at the same time.

  

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• It is not proper to project our feelings onto things or to attribute our own sensations and passions to them. Can it also be improper to see in them a guide, a way of life?

  

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• The affairs of this world are so shifting and depend on so many accidents, that it is hard to form any judgment concerning the future; nay, we see from experience that the forecasts even of the wise almost always turn out false.

  

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• I think there are more female characters in videogames now but I also think that's because videogames in general are more diverse now.

  

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• The creative part of your brain needs to be stimulated. Sometimes you get blocked in the thing you do, because there's so much pressure to do it.

  

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• Individual versus group selection results in a mix of altruism and selfishness, of virtue and sin, among the members of a society.

  

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• Let's just focus on unity and love.

  

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• Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

  

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• Indeed, willingness to challenge professional economists and other experts is a foundation stone of democracy. If all we have to do is to listen to the experts, what is the point of having democracy?

  

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• I don't need to be on any micro-blogging site, because people don't think about what they say there. At times, people abuse, and it is too harsh for me to handle.

  

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• Robert M. Morgenthau, the Manhattan district attorney, has seen a few financial schemes in his time. As the lead local prosecutor in the world's financial capital, he has battled frauds like the Bank of Credit and Commerce International, which stole billions of dollars from investors worldwide.

  

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• I really want to go to college.

  

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• Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.

  

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