Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
Jim Gaffigan
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You know, one of the only times I ever wrote about art was the obituary of Warhol that I did for the Village Voice.
Barbara Kruger
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I think change needs to be egoless. It's not about my leaving my fingerprints or a legacy. It's more important to be part of a process by rolling up your sleeves, being on the ground, initiating projects, starting campaigns - you know, building stuff.
Queen Rania of Jordan
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There are so many figures in our history that did not believe they could make a change, and they did.
Malala Yousafzai
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If I'm elected president, we will repeal every word of Obamacare.
Ted Cruz
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I used to be affected by criticism thrown at me, and I would get really down. But I got to a point where I just decided to go for it, no matter what negativity is around you.
Yuna
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Americans should never believe, even incorrectly, that one's criminal activity will go unpunished simply because it was committed on behalf of a corporation.
Sally Yates
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When mom and dad were at the height of their careers, and things were super-crazy, and they couldn't leave their houses, there wasn't social media. It was all about autographs. Now, everyone's the press. I feel fame is perforated: it can be glorious, but it can completely destroy a human, too.
Dakota Johnson
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I remember clearly, when I was about 4, my Aunt Linda said, 'I'm not babysitting him no more. He's bad.' It was one of the first conscious shifts I remember making. I decided, 'I'm going to be good now.'
Mahershala Ali
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Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations.
Earl Nightingale
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Food Stamp recipients didn't cause the financial crisis; recklessness on Wall Street did.
Barack Obama
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I accept challenges, I have always done that in writing.
Jack Prelutsky
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The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear.
Daniel Defoe
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My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.
Dane Cook
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The two sides that fought in World War I lived in the same century but in different places. The same is true for World War II. In World War III, both sides are almost everywhere, but they live in different centuries.
Haim Harari
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The struggle to the top alone will make a human heart SWELL.
Albert Camus
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When I was a bachelor with a different girl on my arm every week, people didn't think I was quite legitimate.
David H. Koch
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I see myself on top, doing what I love to do, and doing it the way I want to do it. No rules, just doing my own thing.
Darold D. Brown Ferguson Jr.
ASAP Mob
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
Jim Gaffigan