Jim Gaffigan Quotes

If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. "Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill."

Jim Gaffigan

Quotes to Explore

I love playing live, I don't like studios all that much. I need the reaction of the audience.

Gavin Rossdale Bush
- Live
- Like
- Audience
I still remember my first Giacometti exhibition, and going back to the museum every day, whenever I could, to look again and again at these long, thin stick figures, so beautiful, so graceful. That, I think, was the moment I became really obsessed by art.

Hans-Ulrich Obrist
- Long
- Art
- Remember
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

Carl Sandburg
- Party
- Doubt
- New Years
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

Garry Shandling
- Friends
- Me
- Know
I think R. Kelly's range is so vast and broad that in order to stimulate himself creatively as an artist, he has to step so, so far outside the box, or else he feels like he's not challenging himself.

T.I.
- Think
- Artist
- Step
When virtue is lost, benevolence appears, when benevolence is lost right conduct appears, when right conduct is lost, expedience appears. Expediency is the mere shadow of right and truth; it is the beginning of disorder.

Lao Tzu
- Truth
- Lost
- Beginning