Jim Gaffigan Quotes
The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.Jim Gaffigan
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The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.
Harold Coffin -
Making music is pretty much the only thing I can do.
Washed Out -
For us, overseas employment addresses two major problems: unemployment and the balance of payments position.
Ferdinand Marcos -
My manager's biggest dream is for me to be on Letterman. She says, 'Oh, Maggie, will you promise me you'll be on 'Letterman?' What can I say? I just tell her I can't promise, but I'll try my best.
Maggie Q -
We must draw on the unique strengths of the Japanese economy, seek an open and cooperative approach with our international partners, and intelligently exploit the promise of new growth areas.
Yoshihiko Noda -
Love yourself instead of abusing yourself.
Karolina Kurkova
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People often ask me whether I believe in God. I haven't seen God. But I think that one's beliefs are one's God - and, in those terms, yes, God is there.
Kapil Dev -
No policy that does not rest upon some philosophical public opinion can be permanently maintained.
Abraham Lincoln -
Of course it's fantastic to have bands formed in garages, but there is a market for other types of music.
Rachel Stevens -
My husband believes that he can make a difference. He loves people.
Jackie Jackson The Jacksons -
Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage.
Dana Goodyear -
It may easily come to pass that a vain man may become proud and imagine himself pleasing to all when he is in reality a universal nuisance.
Baruch Spinoza
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For me, comedy is richer and larger than anything else.
Upamanyu Chatterjee -
Hopefully, one day I won't have to be so caught up in all of that day-to-day, the Twitter and the Instagram. But I also would like to, at some point, turn off and take a break and also be, like, an artist.
Madi Diaz -
So long as a man imagines that he cannot do this or that, so long as he is determined not to do it; and consequently so long as it is impossible to him that he should do it.
Baruch Spinoza -
To go back means defeat.
Oliver Tambo -
The jests of the rich are ever successful.
Oliver Goldsmith -
Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education.
Victor Hugo
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It's hard to watch something go on and be talking at the same time.
Annie Leibovitz -
He wanted to be a lawyer, couldn't afford it, so he started dealing to go to college - good intention.
John Leguizamo -
There's a good lesson for policymakers: It's not the presence of the U.S. that is a problem for many people in the Arab region; it's the type of presence we bring.
Ian Lustick -
After deep exercise of soul I was brought by grace to feel I could entirely.
John Nelson Darby -
Lampard, as usual, arrived in the nick of time, but it wasn't quite soon enough.
Alan Parry -
The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.
Jim Gaffigan