Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."

Jim Gaffigan

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There's nothing simple when you're in this 'Good Place.'

D'Arcy Carden
- Good
- You
- Simple
I don't have a radio or TV going all the time. It's very important to have awareness, to know when you tense up and then to stop that.

Barbara Sukowa
- Up
- Time
- Important
I am definitely a dog person. I feel like Webster and I are very much alike.

Calista Flockhart
- Dog
- Webster
You know, rock stardom... I have a hard time discussing that because I don't really accept it. It's not really that tangible. What's really bizarre is how it's used as a thing - you know, 'He's the rock star of politics,' 'He's the rock star of quarterbacks' - like it's the greatest thing in the world.

Eddie Vedder Pearl Jam
- Time
- World
- Rock
When I was doing all this acting stuff, all these kids, like, assumed, 'Oh, my God, you're on TV, and you probably have a lot of money.' And I was living in a garage.

Becky G
- God
- Money
- Kids
For me to go casual is not to go simple. To me, it is to be able to bring back the art of tradition and the soul of French food and my interpretation of that.

Daniel Boulud
- Art
- Soul
- Food