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		It's funny to me because everyone says I'm injury prone. That's hilarious to me because I've never blown a hammy or a shoulder or anything like that, knock on wood.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Bryce Harper 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
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		I have an unfortunate personality. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Orson Welles 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Abraham Lincoln 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Vanessa Bayer 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Oliver Platt 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				J. Michael Straczynski 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Hannah Murray 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Yul Vazquez 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Caitlin Hale 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Being funny is a symptom of what's underneath. You're pumping out all that energy because something else is going on inside you, some opposing force, something uncomfortable. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Faith Prince 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				J. B. Smoove 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
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		Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. It's an epidemic. You gotta represent! 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Tate Taylor 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-white film called 'How to Dance Properly,' a short video of me dancing to a Madonna song. I sent it to 17 of my friends on a Thursday, and by Monday, one million people a day were logging on to view it. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
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		I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I'm always having to dampen that down. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Rachael Harris 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		It's just funny that Americans have to contend with 2000 channels, and 60 different specific news sources, and the confusion that it creates, and the junk that we get to see is hilarious. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Adam McKay 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee or walk in to have lunch or dinner, and people definitely seem on their best behavior, which is funny, or I start to see people clean up around me, which I always find really, really amusing. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Tabatha Coffey 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Bam Margera