Joel McHale Quotes
When I started 'The Soup' back in 2004, I was so anxious because I can't really read, and I had to read teleprompter.

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I've been called 'Bruce Lee.' I've been called other less offensive, but equally stupid and racist kind of terms.
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When you multitask, you believe you're being exceptionally productive, but really, you're fooling yourself. Each time you switch tasks, you have to backtrack a little and remind yourself where you are in the process and what's next. Invariably. you are spending twice as much time on parts of the task.
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There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
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I think R. Kelly's range is so vast and broad that in order to stimulate himself creatively as an artist, he has to step so, so far outside the box, or else he feels like he's not challenging himself.
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We don't have performances as big as 'Lemonade Mouth' on 'Zeke and Luther,' but they're both amazing experiences; just, 'Lemonade Mouth' was a bit bigger. It was different for me.
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My original name was Juaquin, and my cousin couldn't pronounce my name right. So he'd just be saying 'Waka! Waka!' So when I was younger, I used to always laugh, then my man Gucci gave me the rest of the name.
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Doing 'Narcos' is a very, very important part of my life. I dedicated so much of my life to it.
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Jesus' own witness of sacrificial love and forgiveness, and his work to heal the sick and care for those in need, represent God's ways and vision for us.
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I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the way Chaplin did. I'll do that before I'm thirty.
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Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel.
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When I paint, I definitely live in the present, like someone in a shower whistling or singing.
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The repercussions of what you put out and what people gravitate to in your music never registered at all. I never had that thing that maybe other bands have - a specific idea of what they are and what their sound is.
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The tendency of the casual mind is to pick out or stumble upon a sample which supports or defies its prejudices, and then to make it the representative of a whole class.
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Don't even try to talk to me when I'm watching the moon. That's my moon, baby.
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Given our interdependence, any world order that elevates one nation or group of people over another will inevitably fail. So whatever we think of the past, we must not be prisoners to it. Our problems must be dealt with through partnership; progress must be shared.
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And Ronan was everything that was left: molten eyes and a smile made for war.
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Human beings do not wish to be modest; they want to be as expressive - that is, as immodest - as fear allows; fashion helps them solve that paradoxical problem.
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But when you're standing at a crossroad, there's a choice you've got to make.
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If we must die, O let us nobly die,So that our precious blood may not be shedIn vain; then even the monsters we defyShall be constrained to honor us though dead!
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I'm super-obsessed with law enforcement. I'm what you'd call a 'cop fan.'
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The rule of improvisation I took to heart was, 'Don't think.' I tend to over-think things, so that was a big lesson for me.
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I developed some unique software to public it on the web that I call the Folklore Project.
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Then come and as we lay, beside this sleepy glade, there I will sing to you my Longfellow serenade.
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When I started 'The Soup' back in 2004, I was so anxious because I can't really read, and I had to read teleprompter.