Joel McHale Quotes
I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.
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Time is generally the best doctor.
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I love to cook. But I have some food allergies, so I have to contend with those.
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Search others for their virtue, and yourself for your vices.
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I like writing about places, about people and environments. When I create a world, it lets me go in and define the details of that world.
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I can go back to poverty if a situation comes. I have sailed through the worst days of my life, and I am prepared for any crisis.
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The more real things get, the more like myths they become.
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I can tell you Donald Trump's products may not be made in America, but Donald Trump was made in America.
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No one out there is interested in who did what to whom in Westminster politics.
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I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. I just really, really amused myself and my friends with memorizing entire George Carlin or Steve Martin albums.
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A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
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I didn't know what a stockbroker was when I was eight, but I would just tell everybody that's what I was going to be.
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Most quarrels are inevitable at the time; incredible afterwards.
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We say that the ICC is targeting Africans, but all of the victims in our cases in Africa are African victims.
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There are other ways of finding satisfaction, recipes for human happiness, enjoyment, dignified and meaningful, gratifying life, than increased consumption that increases production.
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So while an incredible amount of progress has been made, on this fifth anniversary, I wanted to come here and tell the people of this city directly: My administration is going to stand with you - and fight alongside you - until the job is done. Until New Orleans is all the way back, all the way.
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Marinating chicken in miso adds lots of character to the meat with little work.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
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The kids never listen to you, especially the youngest ones.
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I obsess everyday about everything. Not only about what we do well but what we can do better... In the end, the only reason I am motivated to do what I do is for the hedonistic pleasures of the table.
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I wanted to escape so badly. But of course I knew I couldn't just give up and leave school. It was only when I heard my mom's voice that I came out of my hiding place.
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Economics pretends to be a science. Its practitioners fill blackboards with equations and clog computers with data. But it is really a faith, or more accurately a set of overlapping and squabbling faiths, each with its own doctrines.
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I'm a firm believer that every morning brings a new opportunity for me to conquer the day.
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I don't want to speak negativity into existence.
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I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.
