Joel McHale Quotes
I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.
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Time is generally the best doctor.
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I love to cook. But I have some food allergies, so I have to contend with those.
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Search others for their virtue, and yourself for your vices.
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I like writing about places, about people and environments. When I create a world, it lets me go in and define the details of that world.
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I can go back to poverty if a situation comes. I have sailed through the worst days of my life, and I am prepared for any crisis.
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The more real things get, the more like myths they become.
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I can tell you Donald Trump's products may not be made in America, but Donald Trump was made in America.
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No one out there is interested in who did what to whom in Westminster politics.
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I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. I just really, really amused myself and my friends with memorizing entire George Carlin or Steve Martin albums.
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A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
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I didn't know what a stockbroker was when I was eight, but I would just tell everybody that's what I was going to be.
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Most quarrels are inevitable at the time; incredible afterwards.
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We say that the ICC is targeting Africans, but all of the victims in our cases in Africa are African victims.
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There are other ways of finding satisfaction, recipes for human happiness, enjoyment, dignified and meaningful, gratifying life, than increased consumption that increases production.
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So while an incredible amount of progress has been made, on this fifth anniversary, I wanted to come here and tell the people of this city directly: My administration is going to stand with you - and fight alongside you - until the job is done. Until New Orleans is all the way back, all the way.
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I feel like the writers that I'm drawn to, the writers that I really cling to, are the writers who seem to be writing out of a desperate act. It's like their writing is part of a survival kit. Those are the writers that I just absolutely cherish and carry with me everywhere I go.
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Marinating chicken in miso adds lots of character to the meat with little work.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
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Democrats who see virtue in the estate tax are doing the equivalent of aborting future enterprises. They deprive businesses of oxygen with their support for capital gains taxes and disregard for contracts.
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There are few things quite so boring as being religious, but there is nothing quite so exciting as being a Christian!
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My first obsession was actually sports. I was a very good handball goalkeeper. With special permission, I played in the premier league in Germany before I was even old enough.
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I have so much more confidence in myself now than I ever did before.
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I am not shy about my personal life.
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I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.
