Frank Caliendo Quotes
With Twitter, it's a little harder to tell jokes that somebody hasn't heard already. You have all these people out there sharing their opinions and telling jokes in real time, and by the time you get on, somebody's already done some version of what you're trying to do.

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I guess you could say I'm pretty wary.
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Whether or not we establish freedom rests with ourselves.
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After having children, life becomes about living beyond yourself; about being bigger and better.
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A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
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When I first decided to launch a clothing line, I was pregnant with my daughter Spencer-Margaret, so I looked for a retailer with values that mirrored my own growing family concerns. Kmart is a family store where value-conscious moms shop, so my partnership with Kmart seemed like a natural fit.
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I'm from outside Philadelphia, a town called Wayne, which is, like, 25 minutes northwest.
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The wave of the Islamic revolution will soon reach the entire world.
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The idea that modernisation makes for enhanced national power and rapid progress and helps everyone achieve greater happiness has its origins in the astonishing political, economic and military successes of western Europe in the 19th century.
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When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
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I think people feel like there are all these things in our lives that we don't really have control over.
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The issue of prayer is not prayer; the issue of prayer is God.
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I remember before the Olympics, I was asked, 'What do you think you're going to do in the Olympics?' and I said, 'I'm hoping I'm going to win a medal, and, if possible, it's going to be a gold one.'
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IQ is a commodity, data is a commodity. I'm far more interested in watching people interact at a restaurant with their smartphone. We can all read 'Tech Crunch,' 'Ad Age.' I would rather be living in the trenches. I would rather be going to Whole Foods in Columbus Circle to watch people shop with their smartphones.
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To me, form doesn't always follow function. Form has a life of its own, and at times, it may be the motivating force in design. When you're dealing with form as a sculptor, you feel that you are quite free in attempting to mould and shape things you want to do, but in architecture, it's much more difficult because it has to have a function.
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The goal is always to do B material in an A fashion.
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My family is basically Gypsies - for real.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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I don't have a goal. I don't limit myself to a goal.
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You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.
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Parental child abduction is child abuse.
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When I was at N.Y.U., I studied abroad in Prague, and I learned about some of the European animators, like Jan Svankmajer and Jiri Barta. I didn't think at the time that I would end up doing anything like that, but I certainly thought it was very cool.
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The human body is not designed for swimming in minus 1.7 degree centigrade water.
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Faith is contagious when we show it to one another.
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With Twitter, it's a little harder to tell jokes that somebody hasn't heard already. You have all these people out there sharing their opinions and telling jokes in real time, and by the time you get on, somebody's already done some version of what you're trying to do.