Maz Jobrani Quotes
I don't consider myself an Iranian comedian; I consider myself a comedian who happens to be of Iranian descent.Maz Jobrani
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I couldn't live up to it. So I chose to run away.
Ursula Andress -
When improv is bad, it's excruciating to watch, and to be involved with it is a unique type of torture.
Zach Woods -
Fantasy is sort of a blank slate that everybody can project their own culture onto. Everybody can read it in their own way.
D. B. Weiss -
Of all liars the most arrogant are biographers: those who would have us believe, having surveyed a few boxes full of letters, diaries, bank statements and photographs, that they can play at the recording angel and tell the whole truth about another human life.
A. N. Wilson -
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Samuel Goldwyn -
My name is Bolt, Lightning Bolt.
Usain Bolt
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I was ten years old in 1969, and while we lived in Arizona that year, I spent most of the summer staying with family friends in Portland, Oregon while my parents visited Spain. It was an adventure all around.
Patrick Nielsen Hayden -
I used to think that the Civil War was our country's greatest tragedy, but I do remember that there were some redeeming features in the Civil War in that there was some spirit of sacrifice and heroism displayed on both sides. I see no redeeming features in Watergate.
Sam Ervin -
When I look at a pie chart, I just go numb.
Aaron Koblin -
Stephane Richard is far more attuned to the market than Didier Lombard.
Xavier Niel -
I can write with absolutely perfect penmanship with my feet. If I broke both my arms, I could still write a girl a love letter using just my toes.
Ian Somerhalder -
When I started teaching at Stanford Graduate School of Business in 2000, no field-based courses in strategic philanthropy existed.
Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen
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And then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.
Val Guest -
I find solace in animals. I have got a stray dog at home called Candy. I picked it up while I was waiting at the airport one day. I always wanted to have a 'macho' dog but got this sweet little thing instead.
Randeep Hooda -
My background is in physics, so I was the mission specialist, who is sort of like the flight engineer on an airplane.
Sally Ride -
God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
C. S. Lewis -
What’s true is that everyone is uncomfortable with expressing anger and being critical. Anger and criticism generates rejection. And everyone hates rejection.
Warren Farrell -
People fought hard for freedoms; they didn't fight hard for one mentality. If you really talk about what the country was founded on and what those people are protecting who went to war and fought these wars and give us our freedoms and are fighting for our freedoms, I think you have to really ask yourself what is involved in freedom.
Andrew Whitworth
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Sarah Palin - now don't laugh - is writing a book. Not just reading a book, writing a book. Actually, in the word of the publisher, she's 'collaborating' on a book. What an embarrassment! It's one of these 'I told you,' books that jocks do.
Chris Matthews -
Every day's a blessing, right? It's all in your control.
Martin Starr -
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!
Davy Crockett -
I still have a lot to prove within the industry as a young person in the Marvel Universe.
Letitia Wright -
I'm really laid back but I still like to dress up sometimes.
Allyson Felix -
I don't consider myself an Iranian comedian; I consider myself a comedian who happens to be of Iranian descent.
Maz Jobrani