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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.