Adam Carolla Quotes
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.
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I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.