Johnny Carson Quotes
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson
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When you write and direct your own film, you basically know exactly what you want. Or you hope to. For the studio, it actually can make life a little easier, because if you have a bunch of questions, they only need to call one person.
Lake Bell
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I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Candice Bergen
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I think I have a right to live my life the way I like.
Malala Yousafzai
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We weren't dirt poor, but there was no spare money kicking around. While it was very much understood that the way to a better life was through education, books were a luxury we couldn't afford. But when I was six, we actually moved opposite the central library, and that became my home from home.
Val McDermid
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I feel like my life has been very serendipitous and really kind of humorous. Everything that's happened to me has been like an, 'Omigod, are you kidding me?'
Vicki Lawrence
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I cry a lot when I feel empathy. I can feel heartbroken by life, and I cry quite easily, sometimes for no reason. It's healthy, I think.
Bat for Lashes
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It's been said that Generation X should get a life. Well, in 'Bottle Rocket,' they get a life of crime. Or at least try.
Jeff Giles
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I want to keep my private life private.
Cathy Freeman
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The God who guides the stars, unhasting and unresting, will as assuredly fulfill what He has promised.
Oswald Chambers
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That which brought me into the capacity I now stand in, was the Petition and Advice given me by you, who, in reference to the ancient Constitution, did draw me here to accept the place of Protector. There is not a man living can say I sought it, no not a man, nor woman, treading upon English ground.
Oliver Cromwell
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Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.
Marcello Mastroianni
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If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson