George Carlin Quotes
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Always do whatever's next.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family.
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.