George Carlin Quotes
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.