George Carlin Quotes
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.
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Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.