George Carlin Quotes
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.