George Carlin Quotes
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
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Always do whatever's next.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family.