George Carlin Quotes
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.