George Carlin Quotes
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Always do whatever's next.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.
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So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family.
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.