George Carlin Quotes
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.