George Carlin Quotes
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Always do whatever's next.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.