George Carlin Quotes
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family.
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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
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Help me find some shoes I really like. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.