Jon Lovitz Quotes
Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
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I cannot summon up inspiration; I myself am summoned.
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There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.
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There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.
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In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.
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Accept loss forever.
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I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.
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I never pile a plate to the point where it overflows. I'd rather have a small plate with small portions and then get up for more if I'm still hungry.
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My mother and my grandmother are pioneers of Mexican cuisine in this country, so I grew up in the kitchen. My mom, Zarela Martinez, was by far my biggest influence and inspiration - and toughest critic.
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My greatest aspiration was always to live in the tropics.
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I have super-supercurly hair, and it's a constant struggle.
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It makes sense to have cameras in places where terrorism and crime are of particular concern - such as in Times Square or near major bridges and tunnels. It would be more troubling to learn, however, that the government has focused cameras on the front doors of our homes just to keep track of our comings and goings.
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I've grown up playing for some incredible coaches, and I don't think anybody's ever been as fortunate as I have in terms of the people I've been allowed to play under, coach under, or be involved with.
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The United States should not engage in tit-for-tat polemics directed at its most important allies. That is as demeaning as it is destructive.
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Speed can't always get you wickets.
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Like all readers, I want my limits to be drawn by my own sensibilities, not by my melanin count.
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If the Soviet Union and the United States have not experienced direct military confrontations, on the other hand, they supported, armed and trained Africans, to fight other Africans.
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What makes Ireland inclined toward the drama is that it's a great country for conversation.
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In a sense I portray myself in a very androgynous way, and I love androgyny.
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Whether it's 18 years old or 40 years old, we think we know what's going on. But if you're lucky enough to continue the journey, its amazing how we keep learning how much we didn't know.
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We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
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But contrary to what some people seem to think, I was never a bully. I was just a hard man.
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The children of the prophets of the Lord,Prince, priest, and people, spurned by zealot hate.Hounded from sea to sea, from state to state,The West refused them, and the East abhorred.No anchorage the known world could afford.
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I urge the citizens of Ferguson who have been peacefully exercising their First Amendment rights to join with law enforcement in condemning the actions of looters, vandals and others seeking to inflame tensions and sow discord.
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Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
