Jon Lovitz Quotes
Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
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I cannot summon up inspiration; I myself am summoned.
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There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.
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There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.
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In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.
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Accept loss forever.
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I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.
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I never pile a plate to the point where it overflows. I'd rather have a small plate with small portions and then get up for more if I'm still hungry.
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My mother and my grandmother are pioneers of Mexican cuisine in this country, so I grew up in the kitchen. My mom, Zarela Martinez, was by far my biggest influence and inspiration - and toughest critic.
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My greatest aspiration was always to live in the tropics.
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I have super-supercurly hair, and it's a constant struggle.
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It makes sense to have cameras in places where terrorism and crime are of particular concern - such as in Times Square or near major bridges and tunnels. It would be more troubling to learn, however, that the government has focused cameras on the front doors of our homes just to keep track of our comings and goings.
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I've grown up playing for some incredible coaches, and I don't think anybody's ever been as fortunate as I have in terms of the people I've been allowed to play under, coach under, or be involved with.
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The United States should not engage in tit-for-tat polemics directed at its most important allies. That is as demeaning as it is destructive.
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Speed can't always get you wickets.
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Like all readers, I want my limits to be drawn by my own sensibilities, not by my melanin count.
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If the Soviet Union and the United States have not experienced direct military confrontations, on the other hand, they supported, armed and trained Africans, to fight other Africans.
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What makes Ireland inclined toward the drama is that it's a great country for conversation.
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In a sense I portray myself in a very androgynous way, and I love androgyny.
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So being two different people in one day unnerved me to no end.
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I think comics is a really good way to talk about skepticism and atheism and things like that... it was easy to tell those stories and, I think, helpful to some people to tell them in comic form. Using visuals makes it easier to break stuff down and makes it somewhat easier to understand.
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I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.
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I always check in the mirror to make sure nothing is see-through.
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Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
