Jon Lovitz Quotes
Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.
Quotes to Explore
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People know things and have a remarkable capacity to act in their individual immediate interests all the time.
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Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster.
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I wrote my first book when I was 15 years old. And my second book '1,2,3 Publish Me!' shows everyone how writing a book is done in just the three secret editing levels I discovered!
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The beauty of a Moroccan riad is undeniable, but even the most die-hard fan may find herself growing a little weary of what can come to feel like a one-size-fits-all aesthetic: tilework, white Berber rugs, woolen tribal throw pillows in reds and ochers, cut-metal lanterns.
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Village cricket spread fast through the land.
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Spending money is much more difficult than making money.
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I've been writing stories since I was a kid. I love writing stories.
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I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.
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I have 'To Kill A Mockingbird' signed by Harper Lee. That is my prized possession.
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I love the beach. I love the sea. All my life I live within - in front of the sea.
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Playing in Wembley Stadium in front of 83-some-thousand fans to win a gold medal was unreal.
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I am getting to the point where the only love worth being in is the love worth singing about.
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I never thought of myself as a performer or songwriter or singer.
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Herbert Hoover failed through no fault of his own. The Crash of 1929 and the Great Depression were beyond his control, and every remedy he tried failed adequately to work.
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But things move in circles: one minute it's the models who are famous, then it's the actresses, then it's the designers.
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Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else.
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I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.
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To add an AC outlet, for example, you just drill a circular hole in the wall, tap into the wiring, add the outlet and you're set. If you don't want it, pull it out and plaster over it with more earth to seal the hole.
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Of course we are coming to invest in Germany - that is certain. Most airplanes in the fleet of Qatar Airways are from Airbus.
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One of the marks of successful people is they are action oriented. One of the marks of average people is they are talk oriented.
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The people of South Africa have spoken in these elections. They want change! And change is what they will get. Our plan is to create jobs, promote peace and reconciliation, and to guarantee freedom for all South Africans.
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At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*
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I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.
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Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.
