Jon Lovitz Quotes
Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

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People know things and have a remarkable capacity to act in their individual immediate interests all the time.
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I grew up being a dancer, so I was always doing some sort of dance number, like the Tornado in 'The Wiz.'
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Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster.
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I wrote my first book when I was 15 years old. And my second book '1,2,3 Publish Me!' shows everyone how writing a book is done in just the three secret editing levels I discovered!
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The beauty of a Moroccan riad is undeniable, but even the most die-hard fan may find herself growing a little weary of what can come to feel like a one-size-fits-all aesthetic: tilework, white Berber rugs, woolen tribal throw pillows in reds and ochers, cut-metal lanterns.
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Village cricket spread fast through the land.
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Spending money is much more difficult than making money.
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I've been writing stories since I was a kid. I love writing stories.
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I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.
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I have 'To Kill A Mockingbird' signed by Harper Lee. That is my prized possession.
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I love the beach. I love the sea. All my life I live within - in front of the sea.
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Playing in Wembley Stadium in front of 83-some-thousand fans to win a gold medal was unreal.
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I am getting to the point where the only love worth being in is the love worth singing about.
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I never thought of myself as a performer or songwriter or singer.
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Herbert Hoover failed through no fault of his own. The Crash of 1929 and the Great Depression were beyond his control, and every remedy he tried failed adequately to work.
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But things move in circles: one minute it's the models who are famous, then it's the actresses, then it's the designers.
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Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else.
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I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.
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I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.
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I hope that this [hacking] does not continue to be viewed purely through a partisan lens.I think there are Republicans as well as Democrats who are concerned about this.
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Personal power involves producing success through modeling what works and taking consistent action towards your goals. At the same time, you have to internalize behavioral and belief changes in order to take the necessary action to produce the results. It's been said that successful people do what others won't, and that if you believe you can or you believe you can't, you're right. Both of those statements are true.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
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Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.