Jon Lovitz Quotes
Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.
Quotes to Explore
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People know things and have a remarkable capacity to act in their individual immediate interests all the time.
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I grew up being a dancer, so I was always doing some sort of dance number, like the Tornado in 'The Wiz.'
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Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster.
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I wrote my first book when I was 15 years old. And my second book '1,2,3 Publish Me!' shows everyone how writing a book is done in just the three secret editing levels I discovered!
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The beauty of a Moroccan riad is undeniable, but even the most die-hard fan may find herself growing a little weary of what can come to feel like a one-size-fits-all aesthetic: tilework, white Berber rugs, woolen tribal throw pillows in reds and ochers, cut-metal lanterns.
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Village cricket spread fast through the land.
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Spending money is much more difficult than making money.
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I've been writing stories since I was a kid. I love writing stories.
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I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.
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I have 'To Kill A Mockingbird' signed by Harper Lee. That is my prized possession.
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I love the beach. I love the sea. All my life I live within - in front of the sea.
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Playing in Wembley Stadium in front of 83-some-thousand fans to win a gold medal was unreal.
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I am getting to the point where the only love worth being in is the love worth singing about.
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I never thought of myself as a performer or songwriter or singer.
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Herbert Hoover failed through no fault of his own. The Crash of 1929 and the Great Depression were beyond his control, and every remedy he tried failed adequately to work.
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But things move in circles: one minute it's the models who are famous, then it's the actresses, then it's the designers.
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Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else.
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I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.
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We need to recognise that the whole edifice of our fifth estate, of our journalism, has been built on a foundation of newspaper journalism and that that foundation is crumbling. The management of the media companies will deny that the end is nigh. I hope they are right.
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Hospitality is almost impossible to teach. It's all about hiring the right people.
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I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke.
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The mistake, if I made one, in the late 1980s, was thinking I needed to change my game.
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There's a lot of stuff out there that government shouldn't do.
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Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.
