Erma Bombeck Quotes

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

Erma Bombeck

Quotes to Explore

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

Wanda Sykes
- Family
- Pretty
- Funny
I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.

P. J. O'Rourke
- Home
- Guy
- Pretty
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

H. L. Mencken
- American
- Funny
- Nobody
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

Karl Lagerfeld
- Funny
- Thought
- Clothes
My CIA colleagues were smart, dedicated, funny, and creative. Yes, there was sometimes stifling bureaucracy, boredom, colleagues who never should have been there, and later, deeply disturbing stories of the CIA's involvement in torture. Still, I got to do work I thought was incredibly important and, many times, had fun doing it.

Valerie Plame
- Work
- Important
- Fun
I did accents and funny voices for the family when I was growing up.

Lake Bell
- Up
- Family
- Funny