Eugene Mirman Quotes
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I'm not religious. I was as a child, and like lots of people, I suppose, rapidly became very disillusioned with the whole thing. I also feel that organised religion has caused far more problems than it has solved.
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Everybody is a hero in their own story if you just look.
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I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.
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I'm glad I went through all the normal teenage dramas that a lot of people go through. I can really relate to 'Secret Life' because I witnessed those similar struggles.
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Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter what you say.
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When we direct our thoughts properly, we can control our emotions.
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When I sit down with my notebook, when I start scribbling words across the page, I find out what I'm feeling.
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I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.
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A high IQ individual can't deal in an industry that's subjective.
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Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984.
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Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
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Spend enough time around success and failure, and you learn a reverence for possibility.
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I can't even say what my greatest fear is because I, I can't even imagine. Being without my family... I can't even say it because it makes me cry.
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My approach as an actor has always been the same, in that the greatest gift that you're ever going to have is your imagination because you're not going to have all life experiences. So you draw on things that are sort of close to it but you spend your time expanding on it or drawing something specific on whatever your situation is.
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I never thought of myself as a performer or songwriter or singer.
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Small businesses all across this nation are tired of the uncertainty created by Washington.
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New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new means of making their statements... the modern painter cannot express this age, the airplane, the atom bomb, the radio, in the old forms of the Renaissance or of any other past culture.
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Tennis Australia really led the charge as far as upping the prize money and trying to do the right thing by the players. They also led the way so women have equal prize money in all the grand slams too.
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You can't get more glamorous than you are on 'Dancing with the Stars.'
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I have done films where we all thought the director didn't know what he was doing and it is going to be a gobble gobble turkey. And you go and watch it and it is great.
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If all you had was academic ability, you wouldn't have been able to get out of bed this morning. In fact, there wouldn't have been a bad to get out of. No one could have made one. You could have written about possibility of one, but not have constructed it.
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It's no more of that 12 bar ditty wavy hair in the breeze platform boots flap your flare nonsense. It's not a packaged image of third-rate idiots. It's not a pose. We just do our stuff. Hate it as it usually is, you know I was very shocked by the reviews of the last album. I believe none of them. They liked us for the wrong reasons, trendy reasons.
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I love being a dad. I'd have more kids if I could. I'd take a couple more, one or two more before I croak.
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Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?