Eugene Mirman Quotes
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I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.
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Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.
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What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.
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Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?
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I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.
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I spent the day today at Brighton Beach, walking around. It's a Russian/Jewish neighborhood. And I was in a store and I saw a board game called 'Let My People Go,' based on the Jews' exodus from Egypt. I was like, 'Too soon.