Evan Esar Quotes
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

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Stand with anybody that stands right, stand with him while he is right and part with him when he goes wrong.
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That word, fan, has always kind of bothered me.
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I don't care about how much other actors get.
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Success is so bad for everybody, period. Especially a certain kind of success, when people practically give up their identity. They forget who they are, how they are.
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I want to get within myself and write. I really, really want to write.
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When you're a woman with a certain amount of fame and money, you are never certain what someone's motives are.
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I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
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If it's great stuff, the people who consume it are nourished. It's a positive force.
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I don't have friends, and it's hard for me to make new friends. Right now, the people that are in my life are the people that I work with.
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One of the things that I love to do is travel around the world and look at archaeological sites. Because archaeology gives us an opportunity to study past civilizations, and see where they succeeded and where they failed. Use science to, you know, work backwards and say, 'Well, really, what were they thinking?'
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Can it be fancied that Deity ever vindictivelyMade in his image a mannikin merely to madden it?
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That should probably be written: no !@#$%^&*:@!semicolon
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Heart on her lips, and soul within her eyes, Soft as her clime, and sunny as her skies.
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During the course of many years of investigation into the plant life of the world, creating new forms, modifying old ones, adapting others to new conditions, and blending still others, I have constantly been impressed with the similarity between the organization and development of plant and human life.
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Quand les riches se font la guerre, ce sont les pauvres qui meurent.
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The people of Alabama are fed up. They are tired of politicians who lie to them, and they are sick of elected officials who've been in Washington so long they've forgotten why they ran in the first place.
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You know, last season I didn't do anything on the show, so I was frustrated. I mean, don't get me wrong: It's nice to get a paycheck. But if you don't really do anything it's not very satisfying.
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I'm quite interested in adapting some of James Herbert's early work. 'The Dark'... But I was always desperate to do an adaptation of 'War of the Worlds' until the Beard stole it from underneath my feet.
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There's a pace in TV I like.
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These individuals on steroids, does it enhance their career, does it give them a little more strength, a little more stamina, a little more psychological edge? Absolutely. How do you determine what - what their stats would be without steroids? It's impossible to tell.
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Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me. I don't know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I'm a weirdo.
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I just love boxing. I'm in love with the sport.
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Love will fly if held too lightly Love will die if held too tightly . . .
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There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.