Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

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• I've always liked to dress up; I've always liked to look good. You look good, you feel good, you play good.

  

  Odell Beckham, Jr.
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• Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed.

  

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• GIS is the only technology that actually integrates many different subjects using geography as its common framework.

  

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• It's really fun to see a movie that you've heard about that's really good.

  

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• If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.

  

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• I wrote the books I should have liked to read. That's always been my reason for writing. People won't write the books I want, so I have to do it for myself.

  

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• A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point.

  

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• Some of life's best lessons are learned at the worst times.

  

  Ani DiFranco
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• In the United States, the majority undertakes to supply a multitude of ready-made opinions for the use of individuals, who are thus relieved from the necessity of forming opinions of their own.

  

  Alexis de Tocqueville

• We recognize that the whole world is kind of moving in this direction to digital distribution, but at the same time, there are still people who only watch movies in a movie theater, and there are some people who only watch certain programs on television or certain things on Netflix.

  

  Burnie Burns
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• There are things I can't force. I must adjust. There are times when the greatest change needed is a change of my viewpoint.

  

  Denis Diderot

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• I was fascinated by what motivates men and women to fight for what they believe in.

  

  Matthew Heineman
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• You do get some weirdos, but if there are any nice people out there who want to write to me pleasantly, then they'll get a pleasant reply back!

  

  Katie Price
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• The Framers of the Constitution wisely understood that constitutional principles must not be sacrificed on the altar of political appeasement.

  

  Max Baucus
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• I'm so hard on myself. I play these sketches in my computer for friends and they say 'Gee whiz, the vocal's beautiful.' I hear, 'It needs to be better.'

  

  Steve Perry
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• I do music that makes me happy by challenging myself to go the extra mile and not do what everyone else is doing.

  

  Jay IDK
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• I was born in Hereford, England, in 1944. We moved when they had an opportunity to get a visa, about 1950. My dad always thought Europe was a bit too small for him. He wanted to see the United States... The typical immigrant story. He wanted a better life for his children, too. He always tried to get the visa, and it didn't come up.

  

  Frank Oz
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• When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

  

  Andy Rooney
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• The kind of theater that I do is sort of ‘narrative realism,’ which I think in the broadest sense is legitimate to say is mainstream. I mean, in a certain sense, Suzan-Lori's plays have had mainstream levels of success. But Suzan-Lori is in some ways not a narrative realist.

  

  Tony Kushner
  • Thinking
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• The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

  

  Jimi Hendrix The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  • Life
  • Love
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• I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

  

  Sandra Bernhard
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