Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

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• I've always liked to dress up; I've always liked to look good. You look good, you feel good, you play good.

  

  Odell Beckham, Jr.
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• Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed.

  

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• GIS is the only technology that actually integrates many different subjects using geography as its common framework.

  

  Jack Dangermond
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• It's really fun to see a movie that you've heard about that's really good.

  

  Parker Posey
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• If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.

  

  Ralph Kiner
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• I wrote the books I should have liked to read. That's always been my reason for writing. People won't write the books I want, so I have to do it for myself.

  

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• A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point.

  

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• Some of life's best lessons are learned at the worst times.

  

  Ani DiFranco
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• In the United States, the majority undertakes to supply a multitude of ready-made opinions for the use of individuals, who are thus relieved from the necessity of forming opinions of their own.

  

  Alexis de Tocqueville

• We recognize that the whole world is kind of moving in this direction to digital distribution, but at the same time, there are still people who only watch movies in a movie theater, and there are some people who only watch certain programs on television or certain things on Netflix.

  

  Burnie Burns
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• I've definitely had crazy acting teachers.

  

  Matt Bomer
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• There are things I can't force. I must adjust. There are times when the greatest change needed is a change of my viewpoint.

  

  Denis Diderot

• Scientists say, 'There is no such thing as time; gravity is a dust from another universe, and outside our own universe are many, many universes in all directions.' They speculate that attached to these universes are probably 6,000 planets identical to Earth. So are there things living out there? Animals, people, anything?

  

  James Rosenquist
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• I was fascinated by what motivates men and women to fight for what they believe in.

  

  Matthew Heineman
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• You do get some weirdos, but if there are any nice people out there who want to write to me pleasantly, then they'll get a pleasant reply back!

  

  Katie Price
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• The Framers of the Constitution wisely understood that constitutional principles must not be sacrificed on the altar of political appeasement.

  

  Max Baucus
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• In the name of 'mutual assistance,' the Soviet Union would occupy Latvia until 1991, and it continues to occupy Latvia: in the obedient, epic lines at the post office, in the fug of coal smoke outside cities, in the notorious apartment buildings made of bricks of radioactive compressed ash.

  

  Amity Gaige

• Everyone wants to talk, you've just got to find a way to get them to talk.

  

  Jeff Probst

• Arithmetic starts with the integers and proceeds by successively enlarging the number system by rational and negative numbers, irrational numbers, etc... But the next quite logical step after the reals, namely the introduction of infinitesimals, has simply been omitted. I think, in coming centuries it will be considered a great oddity in the history of mathematics that the first exact theory of infinitesimals was developed 300 years after the invention of the differential calculus.

  

  Abraham Robinson
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• Sometimes I find myself thinking, rather wistfully, about Lao Tzu's famous dictum: 'Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish.' All around me I see something very different, let us say - a number of angry dwarfs trying to grill a whale.

  

  William Carlos Williams
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• Some people never learn the art of compromise. Everything is either black or white. They do no recognize, or will not concede, that the equally important color gray is a mixture of black and white.

  

  Waite Phillips
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• I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

  

  Sandra Bernhard
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