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I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform.
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I don't know if I always want to be in front of the camera. I love producing, I love the camaraderie. I love the adventures. I love the stress.
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I like normal, simple, good people.
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I was always longing to do, emotionally and physically, what my male counterparts always got to do. I just felt envious, every time I saw a movie that I was in awe of, and it was usually a male lead. And those kinds of roles weren't available. They just weren't being written.
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I've always been very skeptical about marriage, because I only want to do it once; I want to do it the right way.
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Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.
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Anyone who has been given the gift of being opposite an actor who gives and gives, it just makes you better.
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I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.
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I was so thankful that I got to go back to comedy and I felt bad that I had abandoned something that I guess I was naturally given and lucky to have an loved all of my life, but didn't love it anymore because I didn't get to do it the right way.
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The acting thing is so beyond my control. Acting isn't mine. You're like a tiny piece in this big, corporate mechanism that needs chemistry and divine intervention.
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You're never in control. That - that is the greatest fallacy of the - you know, there's over 200 people that it requires to make a film. And there's people who are in control of how you look, what your performance is, what takes are used, what - you're only in control of how you say no.
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I used to get out of bed sometimes and feel depressed and watched a lot of reruns on TV to get over it. I should have allowed myself to be a little more human and not worry about trying to be a superwoman.
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Forensics I've always found absolutely fascinating. Anything to do with clues. And checking things out and solving.
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I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
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There is something sexy about a computer nerd.
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I keep saying, 'Don't change. Be who you are,' but society is really strong in their opinions.
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Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.
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It's nice we work in a place where you're allowed to keep coming back to have new experiences together.
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I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions based on someone else's idea of our happiness - what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. Nobody says, 'Just be happy - go be a cobbler or go live with goats.'
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I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.
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I never realized that as a woman I would be looked at as less than until I was pretty deep in this business and realized, 'Oh my God. I'm being treated this way because I'm female.
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I believe that every human being has mental challenges.
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I don’t think there’s ever what could be called a "chilled state" in my head.
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If you spend enough time with yourself in silence, you'll be surprised what goes through your head.