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I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
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I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.
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There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
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It's the rare happening when actors get together and you have chemistry, connection, just something that works, that's bigger than what's on the page.
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I'll do anything for free stuff.
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I'm not politically vocal. I just want what's best for our country. I want our rights respected and those of my son's.
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I now have faith in those who say they represent a faith. Whereas before I was like, 'Do not give me a lecture on how to live my life when I know I'm a pretty decent human being. I might not go to church every day, but I know I do the right thing or try to. You're going to church and you're still sleeping around on your wife and spending everyone's money. How are you better than I am?' So I've finally met people that walk the walk and it's made me happy, really happy.
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I believe that every human being has mental challenges.
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I think everything is going to be devastatingly sad - when the phone rings, I know somebody in my family's been hurt, somebody's going to die. I'm sure a therapist would go, 'That's not a good way to live,' but every time it's not that bad thing, I'm so thankful and appreciative.
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Don't be someone else's slogan because you are poetry.
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My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.
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I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.
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Forensics I've always found absolutely fascinating. Anything to do with clues. And checking things out and solving.
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Did I really earn this, or did I just wear you all down?
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Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.
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There is a difference between executive producing and producing. Producing, you have no life for two years. You take everything personally, you want to kill everyone, you're depressed and angry, and then in the end you feel excited when it actually works. But executive producing, you can go home at the end of the day.
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I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform.
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When people are like, 'Life is good,' I go, 'No, life is a series of disastrous moments, painful moments, unexpected moments, and things that will break your heart. And in between those moments, that's when you savor, savor, savor.'
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No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
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You're never in control. That - that is the greatest fallacy of the - you know, there's over 200 people that it requires to make a film. And there's people who are in control of how you look, what your performance is, what takes are used, what - you're only in control of how you say no.
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It's nice we work in a place where you're allowed to keep coming back to have new experiences together.
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I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.
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As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.
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I don't know if I always want to be in front of the camera. I love producing, I love the camaraderie. I love the adventures. I love the stress.