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I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover.
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Stop being scared of the unknown, because anything I worried about didn't happen. Other stuff happened. The unknown, we can't do anything about.
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I think every human being has a level of melancholy in life and in general.
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I don't want an opportunity to go missing because of my lack of organization.
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As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.
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Having to be nice all the time is exhausting and boring, but to play someone who just has that under layer of unhappiness, you know that it comes from someplace.
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Failing is what we do, or stumbling is what we do on a daily basis.
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I never felt I was missing anything ever until one day I stopped long enough to smell the roses outside of this little treadmill I'd gotten myself onto and I realised there were other things that I like that I didn't know. I realised I didn't like certain things in my life that I then got rid of and it just opened the door to a plethora of other things that entered.
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You don't. It doesn't work. One day, you wake up, and you've learned how to store it, and you go to another part of the heart.
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I don't like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who'll fight back. I like people who can argue well.
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I got away from comedy because it wasn't being done in the way that I loved and the way that I could do it. It made me sad because I felt like it wasn't appreciated and no one was writing it so, 'I'll abandon it.
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I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy.
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All the knowledge that I have doesn't necessarily make me brilliant, but I love acquiring knowledge and then sharing it with everybody else.
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There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody.
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I don't understand women who try to be glamour queens.
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I'm a good actress. That's why you know me as likable.
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We don't have to pretend to be something that we're not.
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Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing with comedy is that most of the time, you could be orange. It doesn't matter, as long you're funny.
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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
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I have these big piano-playing hands. I feel like I should be picking potatoes.
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I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.
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I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my way of being a bad girl.
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I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want to be built. I want to be an architect.
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Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies.