Sara Blakely Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
I'm too tasteful for my pants.
-
I have 137 pairs of shoes and 200 pairs of jeans.
-
I love flying by the seat of my pants, going at something instinctually.
-
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
-
I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.
-
Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find.
-
I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.
-
Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
-
Toreador pants make your feet look big too.
-
With four pairs of shoes I can travel the world.
-
Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants.
-
A man can never have too many pairs of sunglasses or too many guitars.
-
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
-
I once wore a pair of bright red sneakers with a grey track pants.
-
If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
-
A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."
-
Adverbs and cops always come in pairs.
-
Loveless marriages are horrible. But there is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage. A marriage in which there is love, but on one side only; faith, but on one side only; devotion, but on one side only, and in which of the two hearts one is sure to be broken.
-
It is not arrogant or egotistical to feel good inside. You had nothing to do with it. It's simply the honest response to clearly perceived Reality.
-
The door banged open and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. "It's not what you think." She said. "It was just - oh OK, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now WHAT?
-
There are so many times in my life when I wish I had the power to destroy anyone who would threaten or seek to humiliate the people I love. When you were a small, shy, awkward kid like me, and you saw and experienced some of the things I did and you can do nothing, you're going to gravitate to those comic books and fantasies where the nerd gets bit by a radioactive spider and can beat up the bad guys.
-
I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.
